you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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