Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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