did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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