In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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