That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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