How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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