Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I think i got beer on your cat.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
