Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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