..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
And then he peed in my hair
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