my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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