Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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