Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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