worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Randomize
