fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We had sex on a dog bed..
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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