My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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