you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
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dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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