Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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