I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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