fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Sext me about skeletons
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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