so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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