Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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