yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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