I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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