she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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