chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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