Yo dont text me then not text me
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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