Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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