she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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