She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
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It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
My life is pants optional.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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