i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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