you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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