at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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