Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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