I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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