im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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