I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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