How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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