I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Ambien. No doubt about it.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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