he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
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I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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