I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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