I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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