Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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