butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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