butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize