so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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