i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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