yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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