You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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