She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
