love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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