Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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