That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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