i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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