You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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