Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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